WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

💕✨Kek. 26. Taken. English.✨💕

🌸I like anime and memes🌸

Ask if you want to know stuff about me. Here if any of ya need to rant xo.

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tubesock:

cartelgathering:

Tell me that I’m a good girl.

Tell me that I did well.

That I made you happy.

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a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

walkingdorito:

ororosmunroe:

insomniac-arrest:

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

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durbikins:

when your main blog doubles as your personal

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virgohumor:

this is the most anticlimactic video i’ve ever seen

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feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:

feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:

dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

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kushandwizdom:

When you’re lying in bed with your significant other and you find yourself reflecting on how rare and perfect your bond is, and how much bullshit you had to endure with people beforehand which thankfully lead you both to cross paths and now you’re just lying there in this state of tranquility and you realise “this is it, this is literally how I want to spend the rest of my days”…

- Meggan Roxanne

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chasingtveit:

yourshipsaregross:

solsticehawk:

lavender-bubbaa:

vert-climber:

geekandmisandry:

thresholdofzero:

panicatthe-house-of-classicrock:

herdreadsrock:

escapedosmil:

wuuthradical:

escapedosmil:

wuuthradical:

escapedosmil:

Today a 16 year old boy was brought into the clinic by his aunt to ‘have the talk’ because his school didn’t teach sex ED and his mother wouldn’t talk to him about sex.

She spent 40 bucks so he could get tested for the first time.

I spent an hour talking to this young boy about sex. I got to have the sex talk with him. I showed him how to properly use a condom and protect himself and his partners. We talked about STDs and pregnancy prevention. We even talked about pubic grooming and ways to avoid razor burn. This poor boy has never had someone talk to him about anything related to the changes his body is going through.

And then we spent 20 minutes talking about consent and how important it is.

Growing up I never, ever had someone talk to me about consent and its importance. I even had sex ED in school!

This shit is important ya’ll.

Planned Parenthood is important

It is the parents’ duty to have “the talk” with their kids, not a government funded organization that murders babies.

First of all fucktruck: I am not a government employee. My wages are not paid by the government.

Second: zero babies have ever been murdered in a planned parenthood.

I didn’t say a god damn word about abortion but you had to get your fucking tighty whiteys in a bunch because an organization that you know nothing about is doing good things for millions of people and you hate it.

Shut your face up about shit you don’t understand you fucking dump truck.

Abortion is murder, just because they’re in the womb doesn’t change the fact you’re killing an innocent human being.

As I said, it’s not a faceless organization’s job to provide sex ed while simultaneously killing unborn children.

Listen up kiddo:

Abortion isn’t murder. Murder is illegal. Abortion is not illegal. IE abortion is not murder.

As i said (and we’ll go with what i said as not total bullshit because it’s obvious you have absolutely no real knowledge when it comes to sex or reproduction and i think we can thank your parents for that) this young man had a single mother that didn’t feel comfortable talking to him about sex. So i did it. I provided medically accurate and up to date information unlike so many parents today.

And by the way, planned parenthood isn’t some shadowy faceless organization.

For example, this is my face. The face i made while reading your stupid ass response.

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Get em, Damien

Not that abortion has anything to do with your organization, but it is murder. At just two weeks the baby in the womb can feel the pain of a pin prick, and recoil. Abortion is the murder of an unborn baby. It doesn’t matter if it’s at two weeks, or if it’s seven months along. It’s still murder. It’s murdering a child. It means that that child will never have the chance to grow up, go to school, fall in love, get married, have children of there own, have a job, and so many other things.

Hi, this is damien, the OP and you can literally suck the shit out of my asshole if you think anything you just said is even remotely scientifically accurate.

At two weeks of development it’s barely even considered a pregnancy. It has no muscles, it has no brain, it is literally a clump of cells. And I’m talking like… only a few cells. In some cases it may not have even come out of the Fallopian tube. Since your knowledge of reproductive health seems to be about as developed as this other fuck truck: the Fallopian tube is the tube that connects the uterus to the ovary in which the egg travels to become fertilized.

And on top of how monumentally stupid you sound, you’re also carelessly ignoring the pregnant person. Who may be 12 or 13 years old. Why doesn’t that person get to be a teenager and have a life? Why doesn’t that person get to make their own choices?

How about you keep your shitty ass opinions to yourself.

“Suck the shit out of my asshole”.

Yes. Yes. More.

Plus also, fuck YES consent education. Consent education should be a focus in schools, how to make sure the person you’re with genuinely wants this and isn’t just doing it out of a sense of pressure and obligation. And also so that the person knows THEY can say no, any time, even if you initiated, doesn’t matter. It’s never too late to say no.

Meet Damien ~ modern day hero

I love Damien 💕

We all love Damien.

Damien is my hero

god bless you damien

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assgod:

geodude:

poordork:

That tear deserves an Emmy

these are the type of problems i want to have

I can’t stop watching this and I have no idea what this all is and I cannot stop watching

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toastoat:

me constantly:

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🤤🤤

hentaipleasures:
“ahh im such an awkward person ; u ;
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eridone:

when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first

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Turn Ons:

mynameiscallieyo:

1: Extremely passionate conversation on a specific topic that is both intellectual and also shows a window into what she’s all about and what she cares about, and what upsets her about the world.

2: Smiling while kissing.

3: Good smells.

4: Lip biting.

5: Eye contact that not only communicates something more than just “I see you”, but really shows emotion and makes you feel like you are the only thing being seen in that moment, special, whatever you want to call it.

6: Hip grabbing.

7: Face touching.

8: Moaning.

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